lol this scene
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like
I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not-not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what
you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.(Source: elenitahb)
I LOVE YOUUU
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prison 9 yr 4 drugs, x wife got fat had kids so i want somone new around my age size n shape. 34, 5’6”, skinny. drink n drug socially, no tobaco. i wrkout, eat healthy, look yungr than i am. startn ovr financially, luv me wile im broke n ill stay loyal wen im rich. i like swimn, snowactivities,…
SNOWACTIVITIES
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omg I am so scared rn you have no idea
I have a high tolerance for gore and stuff but weird tense creepy atmospheric suspense horror is ajkfdajgd
I am about 5 seconds away from this

flew the fuck through season 1 and sobbed through half of the first episode of season 2
no shame
*facepalm*
There are some things in there I agree with, but generally… NO.
lol half of these things are why I’m in love with downton abbey
shit is cray